Husbandly Duties

For several years it had been building to this… My wife Jewel had always been slightly dominant. She enjoyed having me «wait» on her. I got her the newspaper, bring her drinks, etc. As time went on, she became more and more dominant. She enjoyed having me «do» her nails. On one occasion, I had just put a fresh set of dark violet on her nails when she exclaimed, «John, I have to pee». I looked at her funny for a second and said «You had better go use the bathroom then». «I cant,» she explained, «My nails will get messed up. You need to help me.» I was still puzzled when she said, «Youll have to drink it. Face it John, youve been wanting to be my toilet for quite some time now.» I was dumbfounded but before I knew it, I was kneeling down between her legs and removing her jeans and underwear. «Get into the bathroom and lay on your back,» she said. «I have to use the toilet». I immediately got up and proceeded to do as she said. «I want you to position yourself with your head over the toilet bowl,» she added. As uncomfortable as this was, I complied. She straddled the toilet and my face. «Start sucking my pussy and dont spill any of my nectar,» she hissed…And with that she began pissing into my mouth. At first it was a slow trickle as she held back but after a few seconds, she started really bearing down and the piss was just «jetting» out of her and into my mouth as I struggled to keep up. After about 30 seconds, the quantity slowed down and stopped. She told me to keep licking while she rubbed herself against my face. «Dry me off now,» she demanded and I wiped dry with my shirt.

Later that day, she said, «Obviously, we both enjoy you being my toilet but I think you need to figure out a better seat arrangement». She told me to build a toilet. «The toilet should be a very short legged chair with a round cutout for me to sit on» she said. «Make the legs short enough that you can reach your head up and lick me directly while I do my thing!». I worked on the chair for a few days and when it was finished, she was very pleased with it. She had me bring it up into the bedroom and she placed it next to the bathroom. «Get it ready because Ill be needing it after my girls night out, tonight,» she said. She then had me help her get ready. She told me that she really wanted to turn some heads so I helped her pick out a really beautiful gold lame top which highlighted her exquisite breasts. Additionally, she picked out a very short black velvet skirt, and very tall platform high-heel pumps. She has gorgeous tan legs and does not need to wear stockings. «Ive never seen you wear those shoes outside of the bedroom,» I exclaimed. She replied, «I wear these when Im going to have sex!» I assumed she meant when she came back. Soon after that, a horn beeped and she exclaimed, «Suzis here. Be ready when I get back».

About 4 hours later, I heard a car pull into the driveway. I was happy she was home and when she didnt come in right away, I looked outside and noticed that the car dropping her off was not Suzis. The car was parked in the driveway for about a 1/2 hour before I heard the key turn in the lock and heard her coming up the stairs. «Are you ready?» she purred…When I hesitated, she slapped me hard in the face and hissed, «Get the chair, asshole. Put it in the bathroom and assume the position». My dick started getting hard as I imagined her sitting on the chair in her short skirt and pumps! I placed the chair in the bathroom and I took my position on the floor underneath it She straddled the chair and even from underneath, I noticed how swollen her labia was. Additionally, she was very wet to the point of dripping. «You like how wet I am, John?». Ive been a naughty wife tonight. David and I were dancing all night and he was nice enough to drive me home.

When I told him that you were my toilet, he suggested that you might enjoy being my douche. Thats his cum that dripping from my cunt. NOW LICK IT UP», she yelled. I immediately started licking her pussy, noticing the bitter, smoky, taste from her sweat and his maleness. She squeezed her abdomen slightly and I was «rewarded» with a huge glob of semen. It was incredibly grotesque as it dripped into my mouth and slid down my throat. «Now you now why women dont like to swallow, dont you», she laughed. After a few more minutes of my steady licking she said, «Now get ready because Ive been drinking all night and I really have to pee.» I started licking and sucking her pussy and she began peeing directly into my mouth, sighing «Thats it toilet. Drink it up. Drink Davids cum and my piss. Youre disgusting but at least you know what you want to do with your life!». She broke into slightly drunken laughter as she finished up. She had me wipe her pussy clean. She immediately climbed into bed and fell into a deep sleep.

The next day during breakfast she says, «We need to talk. It really makes me feel good to use you as my toilet but I feel like were missing something». (Her voice trails off). «Do you feel the same way?», she asked. My heart was beating very fast. I was hoping she was leading to where I wanted to go. After a pause, I offered, «You know that I love you and everything about you. There is nothing about you that I dont worship.» Hesitating a bit, she tersely said, «Be specific. I need to know if were on the same wavelength». I replied, «Well I guess since Im drinking your piss, Its not beyond reason for me to be eating your shit!» My heart was beating wildly as I was talking and I became aware of a lump in my pants. «John, Im glad you and I see eye to eye, or should I say ass to mouth», she giggled. Looking down at the lump in my pants she exclaimed, «I see it also turns you on to think about me emptying my bowels into your mouth!»

I then noticed that she was eating her cereal and drinking a cup of coffee, a ritual that always precedes a trip to the bathroom. She glared at me for a few seconds and as if reading my mind states, «Yes, its almost time. Why dont you get the chair ready». I scurried up the stairs and got the chair and positioned myself under it. A few minutes later, I heard her coming up the stairs and walking towards the bathroom. My heart was beating a steady crescendo! She calmly slipped off her panties, bent over and picked up an issue of Cosmo, lit a cigarette, and plopped her ass down into the chair. This time, she was not straddling the chair but was sitting in a normal position. I noticed that the cutout spreads her cheeks and opened her beautiful anus right above my face. «Start licking my ass», she said. I began licking and tonguing her asshole. «Now suck it and dont spill any. I have the feeling that this is going to be really ripe !», she laughed. It started with a fart of gas followed by a thick, dark, ugly, foul smelling log. «Swallow it quickly», she groaned. I bit into the first chunky slab and enjoyed the way it felt as I pressed compressed it with my tongue.

Unfortunately, she was shitting a very large quantity and very quickly it spilled out of my mouth and rolled off of my face and onto the floor. «You idiot, I told you to swallow it quickly. Now keep eating!». «Inhale it if you have to.», she grunted and another smaller log reared its ugly head. «Suck it out of my ass, quickly», she yelled. I raised my head slightly, deep-throating the turd, and started sucking the rest of it from her ass. At this point her rich bowel movement was beginning to be too much for me and it was all I could do to keep from retching all over her ass and myself. «Chew it!» she said. I began chewing and feeling nauseous began to be repulsed at the taste, smell, and texture or her excrement. Nonetheless, my dick belied my true feelings. «Ive never seen your dick this hard before,» she teases.»It looks like the only way you can be a real man is to eat my shit.» «Uh-Oh. Im really not feeling well this morning. I guess all that beer last night has given me diarrhea.» She groaned and said, «Get ready for a torrential downpour» and then sat back down on the chair. I immediately positioned myself so that my mouth is directly underneath her asshole and like a young bird waiting to be fed, I opened my mouth wide. She grunted again and blasted a large amount of liquid fudge into my mouth, splattering it all over my face. The initial blast is followed by her grunting and a continual stream of an acrid tasting, foul smelling, light brown mess, about the consistency of chocolate pudding. My mouth filled up quickly and I was swallowing as fast as I could, attempting to time my swallowing with her bowel movements.

This went on for about 30 seconds but it seems like much longer as it was the most disgusting thing I have ever done. Ahhhhhhhh», she exclaimed. «I feel so much better.». She pulled some toilet paper off the roll and begins wiping her ass. I felt relieved since I was on the verge of throwing up. I started to slide out from under the chair when she kicked me in the balls and said, «Where are you going? Youre not finished. Get back under the chair and keep your mouth open until I tell you to its OK to close it.» She then wiped her ass and reached down and stuffed the toilet paper into my mouth. «Eat it. A toilet flushes anything thats put in it. Dont get stopped up and force me to use a plunger on you now !» she yelled. She wiped herself a second time and again, stuffed the toilet paper into my mouth and said, «Chew it». Finally, I was optimistic about getting out from under the chair. At that point she cheerfully said, «Keep your mouth open darling» and proceeded to drop her lit cigarette into my mouth. It burned the hell out of my tongue but I knew better than to protest and I grudgingly chewed and swallowed it. She then turned around and left to go to work.

The following Friday, she came home from work and we went out to eat. During dinner, she had only eaten part of her food and I asked her what was wrong. She explained «I had a huge Mexican lunch today and I really need to use the bathroom.» I suggested that she use the bathroom in the restaurant so that she would be able to finish her dinner but she just glared at me while she picked at her food. Eventually, she ate the entire meal and then firmly stated, «Pay the check immediately. I have to go really bad». I flagged down the waiter, told him we were in a hurry and paid the bill and we immediately left. «I dont know if I can wait», she said as were walking towards the car. «What do you want to do?», I asked. She said, «Hurry. Lets duck into this alley. It looks empty.»

We went about 100 yards into the alley when she grabbed by the arm and firmly says, «Lie down right now. I cant wait any longer.» I got down on my back and she hiked up her skirt and pulled off her panties. She straddled my head, facing away from my legs, her asshole positioned against my mouth. «Open your mouth toilet. Since you spilled so much last time, Im going to hold you into position so that you cannot spill any this time.» She reached down underneath my head with both hands and pulled my head up firmly and said, «Make a suction around my asshole.» In a sexy whisper, she added, «.And dont forget to thank Goddess for the blessing with which you are about to receive».

Immediately, I felt her asshole shake and pucker and a discharge of gas followed by a massive amount of shit started flowing from her ass. It was coming out too fast again but she was holding my head so tight to her anus that it had nowhere to go but into my mouth and down my throat. I started shaking and convulsing but she only gripped my head tighter. I could feel her bearing down even more. A huge discharge of gas powered a tremendous log of shit into my mouth and at this point I was simply gulping it down without swallowing. I started kicking since my nose was closed off and my mouth was so full of her slimy waste, that I couldnt breath. She still held on tight, bearing down so hard that I cant get any air. «Finish it», she grunted. «Ill let you up when you have swallowed it all».

I was getting dizzy but was chewing as fast as I could. Finally, she lifted her ass off of my face slightly and orders, «Lick me clean». She bent over and I sucked her asshole wildly, licking all the gooey shit that is clinging to the hair around her asshole. Finally, she grabbed the tail of my shirt and wiped herself off. Reaching into her purse, she pulled a 20 dollar bill out, pressed it onto my shit-stained face and said, «Take a cab home. Youre not getting into our car smelling like that». She turned and walked away, her sexy ass swaying as she walked towards the car.

From that point on, I was her complete toilet. Whenever we were both home, I would eat all her shit and drink all her piss. She made sure I was home on time too. A couple times during the week she went out and would come back well fucked and I would be required to act as her douche. She told most of her friends about my toilet duties but most didnt believe it until her friend Suzi came home with her one day after work and witnessed it herself. The two of them sat around watching TV and gorging themselves on chips and salsa and took turns shitting into my mouth.